The Democratic debates were lovely last night! Hillary got her butt kicked by Obama, even with that gorgeous (ha, ha... not) tanning spray-botax combo she applied five minutes before appearing. You don't get much more fun than watching that! I have to mention the two most memorable moments.
Firstly was when Senator-upon-the-credit-of-my-adulturous-husband's-terms-as-president Clinton (yes, she's the only person ever to fill that position) exploded at the questioners for asking her all the questions first. Sorry lady, but in politics being a woman, even an androgynous one like she is, isn't an excuse to be treated better! They aren't going to ask the guy all the questions first just because he has more hardware than you do - honestly!
The second notable moment was when divulging his past, Obama prefered the term "community organizer" over "slumlord". Ha, ha... I loved it! He'd make a decent Republican. Well pretty much any Republican looks more Conservative if you compare them to McCain, but whatever.
This is totally random, but Hillary and McCain would be a cute couple, not to mention admirable. I mean, they know so much about American politics! I just wish I could ask them whether someone taught them that, or if they were there when the Constitution was written - just curious! =)
"If only I could get over my Liberal constipation, I might just be able to pretend I'm a Republican a little bit better!"
BL Quote
Phyliss: I had a hard time trying to find you. I called Cruthers, Abbott...
Alan: Oh, I was fired. Embezzlement.
Phyliss: Then I tried Young, Frutt, and Berultti.
Alan: Oh, yes. That ended badly.
Phyliss: And here you are at Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.
Alan: For now.
Smart Tip
The best way to clean spilled Coke off a desk is to lick it up. Why waste your time going to the bathroom, getting a towel, coming back, cleaning up the spilled pop, taking the towel back to the bathroom, and then returning to the desk when you could just fix it in like 2 seconds?
ABS
BE THERE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are four quizzes, a test, and an important review to be done!
4 comments:
personally i think that stella mccartney should be the next president, but that's just me.
also some other good people would be karl lagerfeld, anna sui, vera wang, or jean paul gaultier.
or me. but i don't want to be president. so yeah.
hm i think maybe orlando.
possibly johnny depp, or justin bartha.
maybe jake gyllenhaal.
but i figured orlando would get your support :]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! how could i forget about orldando?!?!?!?!?!
i am mentally punishing myself now.
maybe stella could be vice president. mmmm yeah, i like that.
anyways im so mad at his stupid australian victorias secret model girlfriend.
with ugly eyebrows.
ahhhhh david you need to put her picture on here.
and maybe orlando's too...
like the one i sent you. because i really like that one.
and im sure its your favorite too. ;]
Ha, ha... how did I know that was coming? And I'm putting that picture of Orlando and one of his Australian, Buddhist, Victoria Secret Model girlfriend. =)
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