Friday, February 29, 2008

Lesbian!

My dumb polls aren't working!  It keeps telling me "internal service error".  I tried troubleshooting, but there wasn't anything about public polls there.  Then I went to this website it gave me that told me about everything I could do with polls, so that pretty much redefined unhelpful.  This is where I usually yell "lesbian" and feel a lot better!  =)

BL Quote

Alan: Why does Shirley get to skip the staff meetings?

Paul: She's got a trial in New York later this week, so she has a busy day.

Brad: Some of us have trials tody, so if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out.

Lori: What's your case about Brad?

Alan: What is it about?

Brad: It involves interference with contractual relations.

Alan: You mean lesbians?

Paul: Where are you?

Brad: Today they're calling Tracy to testify that her ex-lover was -

Alan: Lesbian ex-lover.

Brad: - to testify that Tracy was scamming her for money.  Tracy was in fact not an actual bona fide...

Alan: Lesbian?

Brad: You like saying it?

Alan: I do.

Brad: Say it again.

Alan: Lesbian.

Brad: Keep going.

Alan: LESBIAN!  LESBIAN! Lezzzz-beeee-uunnn.  All together now!

All: Lesbian!

Alan: I also like to watch.  How many people like to -

Paul: All right, that's enough, this is a staff meeting.  I'll ask you all to conduct yourselves appropriately and professionally.

Catherine: Cookies everone!  Nourishment is most important in the morning!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh theres a big puddle at  the bottom of our driveway and my shirley shoes got all wet! :[
ya just thought id let u know that.

Anonymous said...

oh and also my feet are freezing and soaking because of it. hmph.

Anonymous said...

Oh, no!  Not the Shirley shoes!  Ha, ha... Just shout "lesbian" and you'll feel so much better!  Works for me every time (honestly, it helps)!  =)

Anonymous said...

i know!!! it made me cry.
well not really but i wanted to add that for dramatic effect.
haahhaha i should try that. it makes me laugh without even saying it.

Anonymous said...

ahhhhh!!! im having a dilemma!!!
this is kinda random, but im taking a personality test and it says:
Pick the shoes from this list that are the most "you."
-High-heeled boots
-Stiletto sandals
-Glass slippers    
-Ruby slippers

they all are "the most me"
except for maybe the ruby slippers.
ugh. this is difficult.
i think im gonna go with stiletto sandals just so i can finish the quiz.
hmph. and these are supposed to be easy.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha i started my book!!!!
get online so i can show you!!!!
eeee i'm so excited. it's amazing :]

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, I loved it!  =)