Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Illegal Immigration

In English today, Clink put a huge run-on that we had to correct up on the overhead projector.  It had something to do with a guy named Slim looking out over a prairie feeling good because in an hour he was going to have reached the Rio Grand.  She then chose volunteers to share how they rewrote it.  I composed mine and decided to share it with the class.  It went something like this:

Slim, a Mexican hoping to illegally cross our border and steal our hard-earned tax dollars, looks across the lonely prairie knowing that within an hour he'll arrive at a sanctuary run by un-American, Liberal extremists.  He feels good inside while thousands of sick children all over America can't get efficient service because unlawful immigrants are clogging up our healthcare system.

It was pretty heartily, until Clink decided to point out I focused too much on voice rather than sentence fluency.  Whatever!

Here are some stats from a 2006 FBI report:

12 Americans are murdered every day by illegal aliens. (that’s more than 21,900 murders by illegal aliens since September 11, 2001)

13 people per day are killed by illegal immigrants who drive under the influence of drugs or alcohol. An additional 4,745 premature deaths per year.

62% of all “undocumented immigrants” in the United States are working for cash and not paying taxes, predominantly illegal aliens, working without a green card.

95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

83% of warrants for murder in Phoenix are for illegal aliens.

86% of warrants for murder in Albuquerque are for illegal aliens.

75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles, Phoenix, and Albuquerque are illegal aliens.

More than 380,000 “anchor babies” born in the United States in 2005 were to parents who are illegal aliens; making those 380,000 babies automatically U.S. citizens. 97.2% of all costs incurred from those births were paid by the American taxpayer.

More than 66% of all births in California are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.

24.9% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.

40.1% of all inmates in Arizona detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.

48.2% of all inmates in New Mexico detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.

29% (630,000) of the inmates in all state and federal prisons are illegal aliens—at a cost of $1.6 billion annually.

More than 53% of all investigated burglaries reported in California, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona, and Texas are perpetrated by illegal aliens.

More than half of all gang members in Los Angeles are illegal aliens from south of the border.

More than 43% of all Food Stamps issued are to illegal aliens.

More than 41% of all unemployment checks issued in the United States are to illegal aliens.

58% of all welfare payments in the United States are issued to illegal aliens.

Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties in the United States are illegal aliens.

14 out of 31 TV stations in L.A. are Spanish-only.

16 out of 28 TV stations in Phoenix are Spanish only.

15 out of 24 TV stations in Albuquerque are Spanish-only.

More than 34% of Arizona students in grades 1-12 are illegal aliens.

More than 24% of Arizona students in grades 1-12 are non-English speaking.

More than 39% of California students in grades 1-12 are illegal aliens.

More than 42% of California students in grades 1-12 are non-English speaking.

In Los Angeles County, 5.1 million people speak English and 3.9 million speak Spanish.

More than 71% of all apprehended cars stolen in 2005 in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, and California were stolen by illegal aliens or transport “coyotes.”

47% of cited/stopped drivers in California have no license, no insurance, and no registration for the vehicle. Of that 47%, 92% are illegal aliens.

63% of cited/stopped drivers in Arizona have no license, no insurance, and no registration for the vehicle. Of that 63%, 97% are illegal aliens.

66% of cited/stopped drivers in New Mexico have no license, no insurance, and no registration for the vehicle. Of that 66%, 98% are illegal aliens.

Less than 2% of illegal aliens in the United States are picking crops, but 41% are on welfare.

Over 70% of the United States annual population growth (and over 90% of California, Florida, and New York) results from illegal immigration, at a cost of nearly $68,000,000,000 annually.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are interesting statistics. Where did you find them all? And I was just curious, what do you propose is the solution to the immigration issue? If these statistics are correct, then I can agree that something needs to be done about these immigrants who are eating up our tax dollars. But what?

Anonymous said...

^^^ "Here are some stats from a 2006 FBI report:" ^^^

Concerning stopping illegal immigration, I'd do two things

Firstly I'd suggest we legalize opium, among other drugs (and that's my only Liberal idea!).  If one of the top reasons that illegal immigrants come to America is to smuggle drugs in and make some cash off them, we should take away that opportunity.  We place a HUGE tariff on drugs, suck out all their money, and as frank as this may sound, let the druggies sniff themselves to death.  The demand for drugs will go down and along with it, their value.  They will (theoretically) stop bringing the drugs over if they aren't making money off them any more, the addicts will have kicked the bucket, and the migrants (hopefully) will be discouraged from a lot of the illegal immigration.

Anonymous said...

Secondly I'd abolish the food stamp and unemployment system.  Honestly, I don't agree with Americans using it, so the idea of some foreigners sneaking in to exploit it is completely mind-blowing to me.  If that few of them are actually coming here to work and be good, naturalized citizens, why not suppress the onslaught by eliminating it?  These welfare benefits are way too much.  It just encourages people not to work, and they are going to keep on not working.  It takes the hard-earned profits from diligent, industrious, workers and gives it to people who've made poor choices in life and decided they are above being motivated to labor.  Welcome to America, the land where people are created equal, but will be judged differently during adulthood by how they've lived their lives.  The Founding Fathers intentionally worded it that way.  Some people have misinterpreted this to mean that everyone is always equal.  No.  The priveleges of America are reserved to the people who work hard and contribute to the country.  They wrote the Constitution so that only people who owned property could vote.  In general, people who owned the land were educated people, and deemed worthy of the right to vote.

"Amended by the Bill of Rights, the Constitution was still a political document, not an act of God... Many modern commentators argue that the Constitution was perfectly realized means of assuring the control of the wealthy over the weak, with enough table scraps for the working and middle classes to assure popular support."

- Don't Know Much About History

And I won't even start on poverty!  85% of Americans under the poverty line are better off than the entire rest of the world.  89% of the Americans defined as poor in the census had enough food to eat all year and only 2% had regular hunger bouts.  The government estimated that less than .3% of Americans are homeless.  The vast majo