Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Finals, Finals, Finals

I am happy and sad right now.  And that makes me frustrated.  It's an emotion triangle (like the love triangle)!

I got a 99% on Señor Verde's Second Semester Final.  The record was a 98% before me, but I was so painfully close to 100%.  It really irks me.  Unbelievably.   Unfathomably.  (This is where Clink would jump in and lecture on the ¿apparently? ginormous difference between "unbelievably" and "unfathomably")  Totally.  Completely.  Like you have no idea irksome.  Time to let it out:

¡LESBIAN!

Ha, ha... I feel better now!  We'd have no more wars if the world new about the stress-relieving qualities of that word.

Don't ask me what I got on my science final (I'll tell you in a second anyway).  That stunk - an 83%.  Ha, ha... I have no idea how I did that badly.  I was pretty comfortable with it actually.  I'm so confused now.

The Spanish Final (all three lugging parts of it...) have been really easy.  Same for Algebra.  Both of the two parts were pretty simple, I thought.

Well, that's enough about finals.  On Memorial Day I went over to my aunt's house.  We were talking about the end of the school year, and my mom confirmed with me that I had a party on Friday.  Then my cousin (Junior in college) asked if there was going to be a dance, and I said "Of course!"  She said she's going to come crash it, so she can dance with me.  Then I told her to take a number and get in line.  It was pretty funny.  =)

My mom got me this cool book today, and coincidentally it's by my favorite history author, Kenneth C. Davis (Don't Know Much About History).  It's America's Hidden History.  I really like it from the very limited taste of it I've been able to get.

(A Butt-Ton of) BL Quote

5-21

Denny: Hope you die.  Denny Crane.

5-22

Denny: Hey kid, front and center.  I bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case, wouldn't you?

Garrett: Oh, I would, sir.

Denny: Becuase I like you, you don't have to lick them.... just dust them with your sleeve.

5-23

Denny: It's fun being me.  Is it fun being you?

Alan: Most of the time actually.

Denny: Then what else is there?

Alan: Indeed.

5-24

Denny: [to Judge Cooper] You're a douchebag.  I don't do well with douchebags.

5-25

Dwight Biddle: It's Bumpy, isn't it?  I had such a crush on that cow [yes, he actually means it]... it doesn't mean I'm gay!

5-26

Melissa: You're a really wierd man, aren't you?

Alan: Seems so.

5-27

Denny: Because we're friends, I'm gonna tell you something nobody else knows.  I'm homophobic.

Alan: [deadpan] I'm stunned.

5-28

Denny: Thank you, Alan, for coming with me.

Alan: I think friends hsould always encourage friends to get their heads examined.

Footnotes from Shoetopia

Break out the tissues.

Yes, you heard it here first.  Once I run out of footnotes during the summer, they'll have to go on hold.  BUT that just means that Shoetopia Citizen will be writing a bunch of amazing ones over the summer to give to me in August, so we won't have to worry about running out next summer!  =)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha yay i feel so appreciated :]
and congrats on your final in greens class!
im impressed haha.

Anonymous said...

good news and bad news.
the bad news is orlando finally met miranda's parents.
the good news is he went to go have sushi instead of going to a fashion show with her!!!!!!!!!!
i'm so excited!!!!!
hahahaha
anyways, i'm also excited that we finally have a new post and i won't have to amputate your pinky.
hahaha.