Yay! I found a 3.5 inch tall white morel after school today. W00T! I tried to upload the picture to the blog, but for some reason it wouldn't let me. You'll just have to use your imagination and this picture from google I guess.
Wow. I heard one of the craziest things today. Our good friend "Woody" thought it would be a spectacular idea if we could extract the radioactive material from crude oil. That way we could flatten all of Arabia, and then calmly fly over in a bunch of monkey suits (to avoid radiation). That way, Mecca will be erased, and we can take the leftover, unaffected gas for ourselves. Is that not pleasant? Ha, ha... he seriously thinks that all Muslims, specifically including moderates, are out to destroy Americans. Woody's greatest wish to be the one to give the plunger its push.
This was his latest bout of hideous intolerance. Sickening...
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Denny: Denny Crane. My poop doesn't smell. Comes out in pretty colors - pastels. Denny Crane.
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3 comments:
hahaha my lovely plan
hmmmm.... it sounded better at the time.
i suppose it would have been easier to just lock miranda out of the school...
pshh i think it's an amazing plan.
Ha, ha... but it would be so much more fun to plaster her face with Ms. Frye's kitchen supplies. Muhaha! =)
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