You can see my new product "Haterade" (with the help of a certain Liberal Tech. Ed teacher who I have third period) in its design format below. Drink of Right-Wingers.
Snow White Epilogue (my version) -
It was a pleasant day in Fairy Tale Land, as Snow White prepared sandwiches for the Seven Dwarves who were hard away at work in the mines. They've been busy working overtime to make up for the deficit in the funds for the cottage, because all the stream-crossing, illegal-alien woodland creatures have migrated into the area to exploit Snow White's hospitality and steal the hard-working Dwarves tax dollars.
With all the sandwiches finished, Snow White proceeded along the trail to the cave. Blocking the path was a mass of Liberal rabbits, protesting the cottage's lack of water-conserving toilets and energy-efficient windows. Fed up with this left-wing crap, Snow White brandished her twenty-gauge shotgun, killing all the Democratic beasts in sight. However every fifty she shot, fifty more sprang up. Such is the way with Liberals and with rabbits.
Tired of this futile toil, Snow White retreated the cottage where she started up a gas-guzzling tank!
"Take this you hybrid-driving Communists!" shouted the enraged princess.
RAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT went Snow White's machine gun, slaughtering all the unpatriotic beasts in sight.
CRUNCH went Snow White's treads over the massacred bunnies, squishing their broken bodies into the forest floor, where they'd rest for three milleniums, producing the petroleum they so desperately wanted to - quite a fair trade in her opinion.
Snow White crawled out of the hatch on top her tank, and proceeded to perform a cultural dance that has survived the Liberal genocide of everyone not white, Christian, and Communist. Looking out through the now-silent woods, Snow White reveled in the satisfaction of a hard days work. She was in such a good mood, she later would bring out her reversible dart board with opposite pictures of Hillary and Rosy to play a few games with.
Upon the purge of the rapidly-reproducing vermin, Snow White continued along the trail to the cave. When she reached its entranced, she cried out in alarm! There had been a cave in! She frantically shouted to the lost Dwarves, "Hello! Helloooo! Is anyone out there!? Can anyone hear me?!"
After a few seconds she caught a response! There was a quiet, but distinct whisper saying, "Vote for Hillary... vote for Hillary..."
"Oh, good! Dopey's still alive!"
In ASB Lit. today, we took the "Murders of Rue Morgue" Quiz and played review games for the Short Story Test this Tuesday (2-5-08). It will cover, oddly enough, all the short stories! Study the quizes, study the notes, and skim over the stories and you shoud do fine. Know what authors wrote what stories and understand why they wrote what they wrote (how the author and story relate).
2 comments:
did u write this or did u find it sumwhere?
The end part isn't mine with the "vote for Hillary" and Dopey thing, but it was embellished by a friend and I.
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