Recently one of my friends lent me this hilarious book, The Rough Guide to Conspiracy Theories. There are some pretty weird ones out there, and I wanted to share with you one that particularily stood out.
"Humanity, Icke (former footballer) says, is being controlled, manipulated, and in some cases actually drained of blood by alien reptiles. These "reptilians" are something like dinosaurs and something like dragons, only vastly more intelligent. Thanks to their origins as a consciousness from the Fourth Dimension, they are also able to change shape at will. While Icke's evidence ranges across human and mythological history, from ancient snake worship to modern "eyewitnesses", his proof rests finally on the visions experienced by him and his supporters."
"Using their ability to shapeshift (as well as the relatively conventional practice of inter-marriage) the reptilians have worked their bloodline (or, more specifically, their "reptilian-mammilian DNA combination") into everything from the all-powerful Illuminati to powerful families such as the Bushes, the Rockefellers, and the Rothschilds - and the Windsors. (Some suspect that beneath Icke's idea of a racial - albeit lizard-race - conspiracy involving banking and political families lies a deeply anti-Semitic subtext. Others think his idea is so mad that he must the front man for a conspiracy to give conspiracy theories a bad name)."
Ha, ha! Wow... someone must've bashed him a few too many times in the head during his football career!
Also, in the words of David Icke, "Green politics is not about being far left or far right, but being far-sighted." Ha, ha... too much fun.
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It was tough for me between the Rothschilds and the Windsors...
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