Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Dreams

I had this awesome dream once (it was ages ago, but it's still funny)!

Apparently Turtles and Pandaguy were playing a review game in Brickley's (for some reason he was wearing a dress that day) room, and their team really stunk.  We had arranged to meet in the hallway, sneak back into his room, and then win.  I left Cashen's room and met Turtles and Panda in the hallway, but Groblette wasn't able to get out of Birk's class with a bathroom excuse.

We decided Pandaguy should act like a teacher and ask to borrow Groblette for a minute.  Our teacher of choice was Mr. Brickley.  So Pandaguy had to put on a dress (he had it on for the rest of the dream) and went into Birk's room and asked to borrow Groblette for a moment.

Now that we were all in the hallway, we couldn't figure out how to get back into Brickley's room.  I told everyone that I knew a shortcut.

All the sudden we were in my garage and driving down my driveway towards school.  For some reason, my driveway went through a forest.  The terrain got too rough so we find some bikes (one three-seater for Pandaguy, Groblette, and Turtles and a one-seater for me).  We biked for a while until we got to this waterfall at a sheer cliff and split directions.  We got off the bikes (they went left and I went right).

Then Groblette called over to me, "David, your all alone!".  All the sudden Opal was right next and called back, "No he's not!".  We all got kind of confused at this point.

Next we began climbing up the cliff.  When we finally got to the top, who should be up there but.... (drum roll).... LARA CROFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lara - "Hey kids!"

Us - "We need to get back to school!"

Lara - "Right-O!" (awesome British accent)

So we all got on motorcycles (that were identical to hers!) and started driving back to school.  Well Lara didn't know where the front entrance was (we went x-country), so we ended up at the 7th Grade wing's doors.  She shot the lock off for us (us - Thanks Lara!) and she drove off.

We entered the wing and turned the corner right into McNiece.  Well his wife had just had a baby and he was telling us all about him.  (Poor kid, he named him Brogan.)  We were just trying to move along, because we didn't want Brickley and the the teachers to know we had gone.

Then without any warning, he exploded at us for being down his hallway.  WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN IN THE 7TH GRADE WING?!?!?!  and all that jazz.  Then Turtles walked squarely in front of him, "I'm so sorry I have to do this," and gives him a beautiful right hook to the jaw, knocking him up.  So we tied him up with packaging tape and hid him in the janitor's closet.

We ran to the end of the wing, through the Art Department, and down the 8th Grade wing to Brickley's and won the review game.

It was awesome...

I also had another dream that wasn't so colorful more recently.  CWag and I were on the MCMS sidewalk and there were a bunch of Asian people all over the place and we were killing them!  It was really weird.  I did not get that dream.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Can I borrow Macaire for a Moment?!?" LOL...

Remeber David...  If you are stuck out on the top of a snowy hil and have nothing to sled on, you can always pull out your HAPPY BRICKLEYS!!!! LOL....

slop, slope, slopedy slope slope

BETWEENESS!!!

Anonymous said...

What was for school lunch that day....?

sounds like a tight dream, too bad it wasn't real.
so random...

Anonymous said...

am i really not important enough to be in your dreams?
i am offended!
haha jkjkjk (so convienient how the j and the k are right next to each other)
but i appreciate the dream article =]
but i think it was lacking in the male celebrity department
oh well. i would be a little scared if it wasn't.
haha all the more celebrities for me!

Anonymous said...

Panda Guy - And kids, don't forget your happy Brickley's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slope, slope, slodedy, slope!

PARALLEL!

In-betweenness, in-betweeness!

PARALLEL!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... I amuse myself.  =)

Genius - Ha, ha... we had these weird, breaded shrimp thingies today.  We broke one open.  Whatever it was, it wasn't shrimp.  (Like MCMS would actually buy something more expensive than artifical chicken (?)!)

Shoetopian Citizen - You are perfectly welcome to keep Orlando Bloom all too yourself, but Angie (yes, we're on a first name basis) is mine.  No touchy...

...

PARALLEL!

Anonymous said...

hahahaah i love how you said she knocked up mr mcniece haha ohh boy

Anonymous said...

i tried to tell mcniece the story, but he wasn't interested in listening. I don't think he likes me very much.

Anonymous said...

Alwaysbored: OOOPS!  I meant knocked down!  Turtles hasn't been knocking anyone up!  (That I know of!) LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turtles: Awww... darn... we'll make him listen after break to it!