Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Useless Information Society

In 1995, a secret society was formed comprising Britain's foremost thinkers, writers, and artists to explore the world's most bizarre nooks and crannies and to trade and share useless information (or, as founding member Keith Waterhouse, playwright and journalist, would have it, "totally bloody useless")-usually over a pint or two at a local pub.  Now, The Useless Information Society shares its findings with American readers in this first of what they threaten will be several volumes.

That excerpt above is the back of The Book of Useless Information, whose enigmatic mascot, the squirrel, takes up the first page with some random facts:

~ It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels every year.

~ Squirrels can climb trees faster than they can run on the ground.

~ Squirrels may live fifteen or twenty years in captivity, but their life span in the wild is often only about one year.  They fall prey to disease, predators, cars, and humans.

~ A squirrel cannot contract or carry the rabies virus.

Just something different...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmmm kinda odd yeah im trying 2 bug u by using no capitalization or grammor and making speeling errors is it workeing k yeah im soooooo bored so yeah btw i voted squirrel cuz their soooooo cute and furry and fuzzie haha that is a cool speeling yeah doing george washingtons homework rite now hahaha good times at lunche k cyaaaaaaa

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Anonymous said...

Ha, ha... nice.  It was actually King George III, but oh, well.  That was hilarious at lunch.  I'll scan the picture and put it on the blog for everyone else to see.  =)  LOL...

Anonymous said...

psh king george, george washington theyre both georges hahah :D so uh yeah i dont really like homework all that much so im stalling...a lot

Anonymous said...

Nice.  More people need to be named George these days...

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Anonymous said...

yeah like george brickley

Anonymous said...

Definitely!  LOL...

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