I love free enterprise. Today's car ad courtesy of AOL read "Just Admit It, You Want One" and "Hummer H3 Is Big and Guzzles Gas, But It's So Fun". I think 2008 Hummer H3s are pretty cool, but I guess not everyone agrees with my according to these comments on the ad:
~ "wake the hell up people. The editor who is responsible for the line "Hummer's they're fun" and puts it as his # 1 editors pick should be FIRED immediately and is lucky we don't do public stonings anymore. Have ya not woken up yet, ever hear of PEAK OIL or RESOURCE DEPLETION or what about GLOBAL WARMING? Those who are still narcissitc enough to buy and promote these types of purchase need to be mulched for the good of mankind."
~ "This editor is a fool. Keep ruining the planet and going to war for oil so that we can live stupidliy and excessively with narrow self interest...yeah that makes total sense..WAKE UP!!!"
~ "LET'S SEE,,,,,,,IS THERE ANY FASTER WAY I CAN BURN GAS? I KNOW I'LL BUY A TRACTOR TRAILER TO RUN THE KIDS TO SCHOOL AND GROCERY SHOP. GO HANG YOURSELF YOU SELFISH WASTERS. 20 YEARS FROM NOW WE CAN COUNT ON NEW EVEN BIGGER JUNK YARDS FILLED WITH THESE WORTHLESS RUSTING BEHEMOTHS. GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO SELFISH AND STUPID AND YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES!!!!! IDIOTS."
There was one guy I did like though!
~ "I have a 2007 H3 and I average 18 MPG on the highway.I traded in a 2004 Jeep Wrangler for it that got 12 MPG.Because of all the safety features,my insurance went down over 20%.I'll tell you who the stupid people are.They are dumb,small minded people like yourself,who want to let the Liberals,Arab oil states, and sore losers like Gore convince them that the sky is falling and we Amercans and our way of life is to blame. We have more oil here,offshore and Alaska to keep our price of oil down for the next thousand years.But because of liberal environmentalist like your dumb-ass we can't get to it.I bet you drive a Japanese or other foreign made tin-can and it smokes.You are blind and can only follow. So keep thinking like the loser you are,and let them keep you from ever knowing what the American dream is all about.(By the way my H3 Iis a 242HP 5 cylinder that drops to 4 cylinders on cruise control.)"
BL Quote
3-14-08
Ivan: [about her wife, Missy] God, I hate her.
Shirley: Oh, boy.
Ivan: I tried this time [refering to five previous marriages]. I want to love her. No, I do love her. She's just too much. Too much singing, too much sex. I'm not a young man anymore. And, well, there's the fact that she's stupid.
3-15-08
Shirley: [to Ivan] What I can tell you is there is no back door. That post-nup is as tight as your soon-to-be-sixth-ex-wife's tushy.
ASB
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7 comments:
haha i love the last guy's comment.
i also love how the comment sounds like a super innuendo.
haha i was probably the only one that caught that but oohh well :]
Ha, ha... I did notice that - part of why I posted it. ha, ha... =)
oohhh jeeps are sooo much fun to ride in!
i don't see why they traded. plus wranglers are especially fun on off road courses... or so i've heard. haha
anywho, i like the jeep picture.
plus being the important influential person i am, i have connections with a really amazing guy who helped design parts of the liberty. which is so cute in my opinion.
but not as cute as my dream concept car. haha. (jeep varsity. google it.)
maybe i'll just get orlando to buy the model for me.
because they'll probably give it to him.
and then he'll give it to me as a gift.
and then i'll drive past miranda and get water/slush/mud mixture splattered into her face.
-end of daydream-
Ha, ha... you're crazy. You day dream about Orlando giving you cars; this is an unhealthy relationship. And just so you know, Tony and I aren't getting back together, even though are horoscopes say we are very much love compatible.
Random fact: I never said "Shirley Schmidt" once today. =(
i suppose that's true.
but its a very healthy relationship!
he just doesn't know about it.
our horoscopes even say we're perfect.
and horoscopes are reliable. for example, mine says:
Likes
· Inventing things
· Surprises
· Daydreaming
· Vintage clothing
Dislikes
· People who show off
· Following the rules
· People who are predictable
· Borrowing things
GO HUMMER H1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hummers rock!
Ha, ha... I'm not quite sure what to say to Shoetopia Citizen, but Ardvark's right - hummers rock. =)
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